Are you a raccoon or a tanuki (raccoon dog)? You know those aren't the same animal, right?

I'm actually genetically half of each. That allows me to claim to be either animal when convenient.

Why is your website [broken/bad/ugly]?

I'm doing my best. :kitty-cri:

I made it myself with TypeScript and my own two paws and my brain is only the size of a walnut. Besides, I'd rather create something with character as opposed to the five corporate websites everybody uses.

Did you steal your CSS from Hexbear?

My lawyer has advised me not to comment.